#thanks for the laugh anon

[vidavalor]

I like your posts but it's crazy to think they're into sex. Even if they tried it, they'd be so bad at it.

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[proselfshipsafespace]

get out of the main selfship tag you pred

yo guys whats your favorite animal. i personally love tasmanian devils

heres what they look like. theyre carnivorous and feral lil shits, i love them!!!

[cursedtrekedits]

Like what?

[hatesaltrat]

Guess what

[givenscribbles]

Timothy the spider has invaded your ask box 🕷️

NOOOOOOOOO!

I'M ARACHNOPHOBIC!

*dies*

[beautifulpersonpeach]

https://www.tumblr.com/beautifulpersonpeach/742408373188919296/no-because-what-is-so-difficult-for-anon-to

Idk what this is about but I’d still like to say I can easily imagine jimin with a woman (me) and I do so every day. I imagine us [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] 😇

But seriously… have you seen that tweet after the stuck with u video came out that was like “making love with jimin must be fucking cosmic”. Yes. I think about it daily. 🙃

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You?

Oh, honey…

There’s a long ass line and if you don’t get yo ass all the way to the back?! Où trouvez-vous l'audace? Comme si Jungkook ne se gargarisait pas des testicules de Jimin en guise de dessert tous les jeudis soirs. Où est votre dignité en tant que femme? Où est ta fierté? Comment oses-tu t'en prendre à un homme pris? Mon Dieu. Les gens de nos jours n'ont pas d'honneur, pas de décorum, pas de putain de dignité!

À mon avis, tu mérites une fessée. Et pas par Jimin. Je ne veux pas que tu aies cette satisfaction. Pas même par Jungkook. Non. Tu mérites d'être fessée par Hoseok. Et avec du velours, pas du cuir.

Tsk. Ce hiatus vous a tous rendus fous.

"Jimin est avec moi"

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Ahem.

Anyway. Anon, I disagree. Not the part about Jimin being the type to fuck your brains out. That may be true but I am not at liberty to say. But the other parts, nah hun. Tuck that shit in.

[n-anon]

Be normal be normal be normal be nor—

RAAAWR 👿

I am GOING to CONFESS !!

I want anti to POSSESS ME, NIBBLE around MY NECK, WHISPER creepy giggles and tempting words at MY EARS and GET HYPNOTIZED by his GORGEOUS SMILE !!!!

I AM THE SUBMISSIVE PUPPET HE CAPTURES BY HIS STRINGS AND IM PROUD

*Sips tea*

I love the sound of the anti simps confessing their sins for no reason in my inbox in the evening lmao

[flamingfalcon3]

mike and will scenes are not boring and dont always have the same pattern.

have you ever heard of the concept of a beard ? this is a definition pulled straight from wikipedia :

Beard is an American slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.

ever thought about how in the 80s being gay was viewed as a bad thing ? ever thought about how el might be el's beard?

and also, bylers dont hate el. we just think that mike, el and will should all be happy. and el nor mike arent happy in the relationship that they're in. will and mike would be happy, and el could easily get over mike. how many times did they come close to breakup in season 4 ? twice. how many times did they fix the problems ? never that we see on-screen. and if it doesnt happen on-screen, than we cant call it canon. theorectically, mike nor el have fixed anything since their fight, and el blatantly ignores mike for a full two days after the fight with vecna. and if byler wasnt endgame, why would brett gelman go and say that byler is for byler? why would noah be shipping it so much ? did you know that finn wolfhard has liked a few byler posts before ? oh also, "his breath catches".

I literally only said that I found the ship bland. Idk why you’re trying to prove to me that it’s endgame like that would suddenly make me find it interesting.

Accusing me of not knowing that being gay was considered a bad thing in the 80s… you have a lotta fucking nerve lmaooooo

[taekookibb]

Stop stealing Jennie’s man and stop trying to make taekook happen, it’s not gonna happen

Awww! I know a “Mean Girls” quote when I see one! 🤣🤣🤣

[dysco-lymonade]

Sometimes I wonder what you’ll saw through by accident the next time your do yard work or something

Oh fuck 🤣

Way to bring up trauma. Hit me with a TW next time 😂 I didn’t have AC for days in the dead of summer 😭

[ratboyhole]

Can’t believe you told that anon to fuck a dog’s sheath. Tumblr be crazy. Going through random blogs, reading this shit.

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i sure the fuck did not, anon. it's a piece of silicone you put over your dick lmaaaaaaao XDDDD

[distort-opia]

If you showed me a psychotic clown who constantly wants attention and a grumpy gothic freak built like an unit and told me one of them has the anxious attachment style and the other has the avoidant one and showed me which one's which i would punch you in the face

[dodges punch as photos start spilling out of my trenchcoat] Oh nooo what are these doing here??

The Batman Who Laughs

Batman: Europa

Batman: Endgame

Batman: Last Knight on Earth

[basketobread]

my dumb fuck ass just spent 30 minutes trying to find Save Us White Girl and caved and "help white girl bg3" immediately returned it via google,,,,, had help white girl, white girl help stuck in my head,,,,,

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH TBH I CANNOT BELIEVE IT CAN IMMEDIATELY BE FOUND LIKE THAT???? everyday this comic finds its way back to me and i'm unsure if i'll ever be able to outdo it... it might be my magnum opus, i fear... (this is a good thing)

[velvetwyrme]

ohohohoh i love the idea of mc becoming a supervilllain!! i can imagine them doing the sitting in a chair and turning around to greet spaghettor with toby in their lap LMAO

THATS A FANTASTIC IDEA JBMJHF,JGRD

"IS THAT MY ROOMMATES DOG?"

"No,,,,,"

[itsstilltru]

I SUPPORT TED ABUSE!! Put him in a jar and have AM shake him around like the little creature he is :3

oops…

[thankyouforthememoriesworld]

you probably know this but I'm still sharing this one because Paige made multiple Hudl videos for Azzi and all the passes she's going to make to her.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6808074/5df71386da51770d20333634

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6808074/5e2805fd90f05b08304d1d25

-🔎

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. SHE REALLY POSTED THE VIDEOS OF HER PASSES TO CONVINCE AZZI TO COME TO UCONN ON HUDL 😭💀.